Since you guys loved my Rock of Love 2 post about Kristy Joe Muller’s eye makeup so much, I decided to let Kristy Joe Muller and Bret Michaels‘ latest reject Destiney Sue Walker (what’s with all the middle names?) duke it out in a beauty pageant right here on my site. Aren’t they lucky?
- Eyes: While I appreciate Destiney’s use of color (she apparently digs purple), Kristy Joe’s eye makeup is always defined and pretty – that’s why I wrote a guide on how to apply it! Winner: Kristy Joe
- Lips: Destiney keeps the color up with bright magenta lips, while Kristy Joe’s lips are so pale, she looks like she’s got the stomach flu. (Maybe that’s where the germ phobia comes from?) Winner: Destiney
- Hair: Both have pretty, silky black hair, but Kristy Joe’s shorter cut and bangs are more flattering. Winner: Kristy Joe
- Natural Beauty: Kristy Joe’s look is entirely manufactured; evidence of this comes in the frequent shots of her without makeup (cue horror movie music). Destiney looks a nose better without makeup and has nicer features overall (they may be from Restylane, but at least she didn’t go as far as Daisy *shudder*). Winner: Destiney
- Skin: Destiney’s skin looks like she’s been a groupie for a long time: that smoker gray cast, the undereye circles, and more. It may be a heavy foundation, but Kristy Joe’s got this one. Winner: Kristy Joe
So the winnah and still champeen is…Kristy Joe Muller! ‘Cause you gotta look beautiful for Bret Michaels.
Destiney really is very pretty but she loses something in translation when she is groupying it up and calling everyone “dude” which is the first sign of a lower level of thinking. She just doesn’t seem to have much dignity. Kristy Joe, when she is not hysterical, does have a lot of dignity and greater elegance than Destiney. All that being said, my heart goes out to Destiney for her fathers illness. I think if Destiney lost just a couple of pounds and stopped talking that trash talk she really could be a world class beauty. As is, KJ has really got the lock on that.
They both look like drag queens! Who would want to wear their makeup like this? Are you kidding????
Link us a pic, Lisa…I’d love to see your flawless look.
In all seriousness, Destiney and Kristy Joe are on TV, and heavier makeup is pretty much a requirement unless you want your skin to look awful. Also, they’re on Rock of Love, the official haven of overdone harlots. Compared to the other girls on that show, these ladies are classy 10s without a doubt.
i think kristy joe looks way better than destiney
kristy joe is where its at
I think they are both very pretty , but I have to say that Kristy Joe may be very pretty with the makeup on, but without all that makeup, she is not good looking at all. Destiney definitely wins for natural beauty. Kristy Joe is very made up to look like that. I rather have natural beauty and not have to wear all that makeup in order to look really good. Even her eyebrows are fake, she doesn’t even have that going for her. It’s too bad. Over all I would choose Destiney as the better one.
HERE IS A SONG. OH KRISTY JO WHERE DID YOUR EYEBROWS GOOHOHO, OH KRISTY JO YOU LOOK SO HOT WHEN YOUR MAKEUPS ON BUT I THINK YOU MIGHTA LEFT YOURE EYEROWS ON BRET MICHALS PILLOW CASES OH OH OH I THINKS THATS WHERE THEY COULD BE I THINK YOU BETTER GO AND PAINT THEM ON CUZ YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT SO COME ON GIRL COME GIRL DONT CRY NO MORE YOU COULD GET MICRPIGMENTATION AND YOU’LL BE FINE SO DONT CRY NO MORE.
When it comes to natural beauty and personality, Destiney is so much better than Kristy Jo. I mean you can be hot and all but eventually that will get old. If i was to have a relationship with one of them, then Destiney is the obvious choice because she has a great personality and she’s so gorgeous. You know when the makeup comes off that Destiney would look way better than Kristy Jo. Destiney is the best choice!
kristy joe is hotter
Melanie – that’s…kinda offensive. I don’t see why so much of how women are judged in this country is based on their physical appearance. You do too little, you’re an ugly slob. You do too much, you’re a self-obsessed princess/slut. How about, what does what I do to my face in the morning have to do with who I am?
Destiney OWNS!
EYES, sexy long-black hair, natural beauty, lips and personality, are fields where Destiney beats Kristy Joe down. Even in the name jeje
Probably about the skin.. I don’t know I haven’t paid much attention…
But come on, how come Kristy Joe has prettier eyes than Destiney, that’s just so not true!
About the elegance, well, that’s why she was in Charms School right? xD
I don’t know I would go 100% for Destiney